#wcw #wgw McGee be so fine, y’all. 😂😂😂 #gottalovechoir
So I found online versions of popular gothic/horror novels. Enjoy and feel free to add to this list!
THE CASTLE OF OTRANTO BY HORACE WALPOLE (known as the first gothic novel)
REBECCA BY DAPHNE DU MAURIER (I read this one, perfect creepiness, tragic romance and a plot twist that will leave you with your mouth hanging open)
WRITINGS OF H.P LOVECRAFT (regarded as one of the best horror writers)
STEPHEN KING NOVELS
- THE SHINING
- PET SEMATARY
- SALEM’S LOT
- THE STAND
- DOCTOR SLEEP
- BAG OF BONES
- DIFFERENT SEASONS
- THE DEAD ZONE
- THE GREEN MILE
- DARK TOWER 1: THE GUN SLINGER
- SKELETON CREW
ORIGINAL GOOSEBUMPS BY R.L STONE (take a trip back to childhood)
- WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE
- STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT
- MONSTER BLOOD
- SAY CHEESE AND DIE
- THE HAUNTED MASK
- ONE DAY AT HORROR LAND
- NIGHT OF THE LIVING DUMMY
- VAMPIRE BREATH
- GHOST CAMP
- HOW I GOT MY SHRUNKEN HEAD
- THIS SITE HAD A LOT OF HIS BOOKS, JUST SCROLL DOWN
PENPAL BY DATHAN AUERBACH (Let me just tell you this guy started out as a reddit user writing online horror stories and now he has a novel out, I’ve linked you to the terrifying story that got him famous, you can learn more about his novel here)
Okay that’s all I got for now. This post took me 3 years to make. Feel free to add on to this list.
If any of these novels have got you on the edge (*coughs* Stephen King) be sure to check out my masterpost of things to make you feel better when you get too scared.
I’m so happy that this finally exists!
She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.
literally dont feel bad for her because this shit is disgusting and pathetic because she thought that it was all some sort of joke. yeah so funny that you scare people and cause a panic and also for using stereotypes to make your threat more convincing wow so funny here’s your aware, a fucking felony
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
- BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
- Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
- BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
- Grandma: What?
- BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
- Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.