No, but seriously, can I sign up for this? #WitnessProtectionProgram #wpp #futurejob #writing #writers #twitter #tweeting

No, but seriously, can I sign up for this? #WitnessProtectionProgram #wpp #futurejob #writing #writers #twitter #tweeting

#tbt Three years ago, I got to experience the midnight release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 with some of the coolest nerds ever. 😊❤️⚡️#harrypotter #midnightrelease #homemadewands (at Amory Twin Cinema)

#tbt Three years ago, I got to experience the midnight release of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2 with some of the coolest nerds ever. 😊❤️⚡️#harrypotter #midnightrelease #homemadewands (at Amory Twin Cinema)

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idoitbrilliantly:

alpha-strider:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

this actually works wtf

I even found an explanation why it works.

(Source: chickem)

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I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.

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diarycrux:

that moment after they’ve gotten married where draco calls her ‘granger’ out of habit and hermione coolly corrects him ‘its malfoy now actually’ is eVERYTHING TO ME

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itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

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relahvant:

when someone accidentally spoils your favourite tv show and then tries to apologise 

image

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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idefeatthestatusquo:

Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years. 

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😂💚📖 #dailyoddcompliments #yourebeautiful

😂💚📖 #dailyoddcompliments #yourebeautiful

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